Me-ow. Mew Mew, me, meow. Mew mew mewm, hiss, hiss, mew.
Mew-ah, me-ow, mew, mew mew, me-o. Hiss, mew, mew meeeeeeee-owwwwwww, hisss.
Me: Moocat, you’re not writing to cats.
Moocat: Mew? Meew, Me-ow mew mew mewo?
Me: Humans read the blog posts. Although some humans can understand cat language, those who own cats, most humans can’t understand cat. You’ll have to write in English, a language of humans. You know, that which I speak to you.
Moocat: Mee-ow, mew mew, me-ow mewo meeeeoh, mewwwwm, meeeowww, –
Me: Forgive me, Lord Moocat. It is not you who is owned. It is I who is owned by you. I totally forgot myself. My world revolves around you. Here, let me scratch you under your chin. Does that make you feel better?
Moocat: Mewww. Purrr-Purrr.
Me: By the way, who were you hissing at a few moments ago?
Me: Monkeykitty? She’s not even in the room.
Moocat: Meeowww, mew mew mee meeoo, meeeeee-hiss.
Me: You were thinking about her. Well, she is a feisty little cat. She’s been irritated with you lately for taking her catbed, especially when you have one.
Moocat: Growl, grrr, hissss, meew meww mee-
Me: Calm down. Put those claws back in. You’re scratching up the keyboard. Besides, look at what I have found for you.
Moocat: Meeee-ooo-wwwww! Meeee-o. Mew mew, purrr, purrr, meeee-oww…
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